DEATH BY DIGITAL

When I look at these Polaroids taken by Amanda De Cadenet I feel both happy and sad ...
Happy because they are so fucking beautiful in such a simple form and Sad because the Polaroid is
d e a d d e a d d e a d ~ My drunken friends and I 100% ruined my last ever Polaroid picture, what was supposed to be a momentous moment shared between friends resulted in a disastrous moment with none of us ending up in the frame!

These three images have inspired me to have a rummage through my hundreds of pics and post my all time faves!
RIP best way to take a photograph ever ...
Boo & Hiss

A pig is for life Victoria, not just for Christmas ...

Went for lunch at Frankie's Knightsbridge with my dad and his girlfriend last week, all the talk of Christmas has got got me feeling super e x c i t e d ... I'm secretly hoping for a micro~pig in my stocking this year... At £90~00 cheaper than a Wang bag, I don't see why not!

The XX

Been listening to The XX a tonne recently ~ A bunch of South West Londoners who formed a band by a combination of late nights, Pepsi and summer boredom ~ Cool!

I'm obsessed with the track 'Island', I think all 186,653 views on YouTube are totally mine ... 'Crystalised' comes close 2nd ...

Looking forward to hearing more from these guy's, no offence to my boyfriend but Oliver Sim's voice is way drrrreeeeaaaammmmy ~ Woah did I just type that? ~ It''s weird for me to say that about a 20 year old right?

Yeah, thought so!

Monkey Madness ...

OK so today was interesting; I've been running around town doing fashion things eeeooowww how hideous of me.

1st stop Liberty to try on all the gorgelina clothes my cash card can’t handle ~ It’s flexed a lot recently, needs a week in rehab, poor things suffering from severe exhaustion.

2nd stop VOGUE HOUSE for Emily Zak's SS10 report (Emily’s the Executive Retail Editor of UK Vogue).
To cut a 'trend' story short here's a brief overview of what we're supposedly going to be wearing come summer

Crisp freshly laundered white on white
Film noir metallics, in greens and liquid silvers
Seductive pin up underwear worn as outerwear
Utility clothing with elements of military
Tribal pieces in the form of camel suede and fringing
Pixalated computer graphic prints
Heavy linen's and evening shorts
Surf inspired body con dresses
Sugar sweet melon, mint greens, and peaches
Perspex headbands and belts to reshape proportions
Coloured eye shadow on lashes as opposed to mascara
Damp plaits and beach hair
Bleached eyebrows
And last but not least 14 layers of lipstick, yes 14 ~ To obtain the perfect shade and texture apparently
WOW citing!

3rd stop Christopher Kane sample sale, so the queue was the most interesting part of the evening what with Daisy Lowe, Pelayo (k a t e l o v e s m e) and Margot Bowman skulking around before jumping into a Merc together. Daisy was looking haute haute haute in polka dot shorts, Pelayo was sporting a Comme Des Garcon kilt ~ Yeah in this weather ~ I think he's stalking me, 2nd time I've seen him this week!

Had a good chat with my sister after about an hour of waiting in line, one in one out stylee ~ This is how the conversation started

Georgina ~ Hey where are you? Still at work?

Victoria ~ Nah in a dumb line waiting to get into the Christopher Kane sample sale.

Georgina ~ Who?

Victoria ~ CHRISTOPHER KANE

Georgina ~ Who? Say that again …

Victoria ~ Christopher Kane

Georgina ~ Chicane who? Never heard of him!

Victoria ~ George seriously, don’t worry about it ~ I’m surrounded by a bunch of fashion heads and your making it look like im talking to my one million year old deaf grandmother! Lets move on from this ...

George has been severely snoozing to have missed the Kane phenomenon, I’ll let her off though she works for McLaren … No wonder she’s thinking chicane!

So anyway come 7.30pm (yeah two hours of waiting) I made it into the warm to discover that dresses were still at £500~00, knits £300~00 and gorilla T’s £60~00 which sucks! Very nearly bought a gorilla to make the queue worth while but thought better of it when I cast my mind back a few weeks to remember a friend/inside Kane source telling me they cost £12~00 each to produce!

God Exhausting … If I wanted a large gorilla on my torso, I could have done the super sell out Topshop thing ... Ive been there once before with the Emma Cooks, its and ugly place Im never going back!

Atlanta Noo De Cadenet Taylor

Love Atlanta ~ Don't think she could be any more s u p e r h o t n e s s if she tried
Daughter of Amanda De Cadenet the original super groupie & John Taylor bassist in Duran Duran
Step Daughter of Nick Valensi from The Strokes and Gela Nash Co-Founder of Juicy Couture
Best friend to Mark Hunter The Cobrasnake
And here's the even more depressing part ~ She's only 17!
Damn she got it going onnnn ... Gorgeous Gorgeous Gorgeous

Atlanta Tweet ~ "Sometimes I feel creepy that The Strokes are one of my favorite bands!"
Ugh you so cool!

Listening to The Strokes on Spotify, reminds me of Christmas 2001 ~ Fuck me that was 8 years ago I was 20!