Ouch!
Weekend was h e a v y! At the final hour I decided to pull myself out of my depression coma, chuck some clothes in a bag and hit the road with a couple of ma bestys to surprise John Dean in Sheffield for his 30th birthday!
We partied in an unlicensed basement beneath a print shop, a sort of knock three times and spit the secret code scenario.
Sundays hangover was HOLLYWOOD hell ... Not been much going on this week, just swearing of alcohol again!
Few Weekend Facts
*Apple iPhones are unable to withstand the pressure of being dropped whilst smoking jazzy cigarettes, screens smashing has nothing to do with tight jeans!
*Drink HOLLYWOOD box wine from California and you'll end up looking all whacked up in the eyes like Cory Kennedy.
*It's resembling Cory 'high as a kite' Kennedy that's made me decide to dye my hair back blond!
*Room 512 reeeeeally sounds like Room 502!
*If you seriously concentrate you can conquer sickness for a minimum of 5hrs
*Free boot shiners in car parks are like having slaves YES!
*If you lie down on the back seat of the car and someone stamps on the breaks hard you will nearly die, sit up and belt up ...