Thursday, 28 January 2010

Someone Call Peta!

I have a fast growing picture collection of animals in outfits but these are my favourites TUFF!
I want a Chiwahwah in a hoodie ...

Wednesday, 27 January 2010

Burlinators Birthday

Aww it's Andrews 23rd Birthday today, the old gits left me in the office to fend for myself until Monday

Wah, I think I just came out in a rash!
'Happy Birthday Darling'
Strong Look


Monday, 25 January 2010

Concrete Jungle On A Monday Morning ...

I Love you ~ I Love you not ~ I Love you ~ I Love you not
I Love you ~ I Love you not ~ I Love you ~ I Love you not
I Love you ~ I Love you not ~ I Love you ~ I Love you not
I Love you ~ I Love you not ~ I Love you ~ I Love you not
I Love you ~ I Love you not ~ I Love you ~ I Love you not
I Love you ~ I Love you not ~ I Love you ~ I LOVE YOU NOT ...

Friday, 22 January 2010

Having said that ...

... Terry's mum seems like a game bird ~ Lets just say i want to come back as one of the Richardson's!

In my 2nd Life I want to come back as ...

... cos he's the Badonkadonk

1.Mick the dog
3.Terry in Therapy
5.Olsen Sandwich
6.Livin La Vida Lohan
7.Mark & Lorenzo

Thursday, 21 January 2010

Expert Tip???

Eee He He 'Oh' Ho Ho ...

Rat Hunt ...

'This Squirrel is the Nuts'

Wednesday, 20 January 2010

Off The Wall

Legings ~ Sass and Bide Rats
Shoes ~ Vans

Been out pounding the streets looking for my black rat whilst wearing my grey rats!

Listening to The XX cover of 'teardrops'
'and the music don't feel like it did ~ and the music don't feel like it did'

Tuesday, 19 January 2010

CHANEL et moi!

My heart just stopped ~ I would never said I hated sport but I would say that I like it a little more now, NO a lot more now ... Tennis anyone?

Laugh or Cry?

Ahem ~ This is quite funny!

Remember I said I did that photograph in the street thingy for Company Magazine?

GULP here it is!

Wont say much, too embarrassing but I will give myself tabs for getting caught out in a different pair of shoes other than the black boots usually surgically attached to my feet!

Note the awkward lean, sagging knees complete with squint ... Ugh sigh!

Monday, 18 January 2010

Going Green ...

If I looked down at my feet today and these beauties were sitting tight on my tootsies, I'm pretty sure I could manage a smile ...
Love Love Love Need Need Need Bad Bad Bad!

Friday, 15 January 2010

Take Me To The Dark Side ...

I promise I'll be cheerier next week with my posts but regardless of my current mood ~ LOUSY
I really love this image ...
Think I'll frame it ~ Reminds me of a weekend I once had!

Thursday, 14 January 2010

There's No Place Like Home ~ There's No Place like Home

I don't feel like waffling on about clothes and shiz at the moment (having said that I do flipping love the waistcoat I have on today) I'll save a post on that for when the cat comes home!

Today I'm mostly thinking about Christmas and how much I loved being in Surrey with my family and cats ~ With nothing much to do and nothing much to worry about ...
If I dust off my red shoes, tap my heels repeatedly and whisper 'there's no place like home there's no place like home'
Will I be transported?

Lump in my throat ...

Wednesday, 13 January 2010

Dramatic ... but I'm slowly dying!

My Pepedog is missing ~ Please keep your fingers and toes crossed ~ If he doesnt come home I dont think Ill ever get out of bed again.
Where 'oh' where are you black rat I miss you and my hearts cracking, cant you hear it?

Tuesday, 12 January 2010

Alexander meet Sophie ...

Its a match made in Heaven
Email from Sophie ~ 'I am officially part of the Wu Wang clan xxx'
So the gurl may have had the YSL pinched but boy has it been replaced!

Monday, 11 January 2010

The Front Line ...

Scarf ~ Yves Saint Laurent
Top ~ Hope by Ringstrand Soderberg Stockholm Sweden @ O.Ceremony
Overcoat ~ Reiss
Bag ~ Reiss
Jeans ~ Superfine

I fancied busting a SS10 trend in Winter
Lingerie, Romantic and Surfer are not gonna work in this weather soooo ...
... this is my take on Military

Ive gone with subtle greys rather than army khakis ~ Overdo this trend and you could venture into camo Jodie Marsh territory and nobody wants to go there!
God its fucking freeeeeeeezing!

Saturday, 9 January 2010

Thursday, 7 January 2010

acnepopclassics acnepopclassics

Oooooh citing, one of my all time favorite brands is growing.
This season acne are giving us their first full womenswear line for acne pop classics, the collection is
ram ~ a ~ dam ~ a ~ ding ~ dang ~ dong~ goed
with casual basics and poppets of colour!

THE GIRL WHO WEARS THIS likes to be popular


THE COLLECTION IS close to the street

COLOUR IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE otherwise we would all wear black

SPEED ROUND pop music ~ pop corn ~ pop culture ~ pop art ~ pop.ers

Inspiration for the collection has been drawn from Neil Young's album 'Harvest Moon'
Cool ~ Fine by me that albums a firm Phelps family favourite
My wardrobe is most definitely getting Acne treatment this SS
The jean & creams I just gotta have ~ 1 2 3 Race Ya

Wednesday, 6 January 2010

What is it with Celebrity Offspring?

How b e a u t is Riley Keough ...
Elvis Presley as your grandfather, best friends with Zoe Kravitz ~ Coolio!

Puzzled ~ Why the frig date that douche Ryan Cabrera?
Riley can I step into your blue suede shoes?

Keep on Running ...

Coat ~ Reiss
Boots ~ Hunter

I don't get over excited about snow, which I think is fair to say as I reside in London ~ It turns to slush in a nanosecond, bore!
Ooh hang on, that's unless its going to cause havoc with public transport, resulting in a day in bed pour moi ~ then I like it!
Having said that Ive needed and excuse to wear my white coat and I think it matches the snow just perfic! However, coat looks bloody awful with the Eastpak, which is already hanging around like a bad smell ~ ruining any minor credibility I may have had before!

Day 1 of bag hatred/embarrassment!

Tuesday, 5 January 2010

New Years Resolution ~ Ugh

Slump! New year New me ...
Only 5 days in and I'm making steady progress ~ Main goal of 2010 is to get fit and thin!
So far so good, not yet stuffed my face, had a cigarette or drank myself into a heap on somebody else's sofa!
FYI I'm not counting the 1st of Jan where I was still awake at 8am smoking and drinking! Oops

Ive ran home from work two days in a row ... Stepped inside an Eastpak store (yikes), found my inner emo and bought the bag pictured above!

Its time to change!

Friends, read the small print
I am not giving up alcohol
~ Panic not, I is still fun bobby

Monday, 4 January 2010

'You Know That I Could Use Some Money'

Phoenix have been one of our favorite bands for a good 6 or 7 years ... Now all of a sudden their

e v e r y w h e r e

I fricking hate loosing what feels like a little band ownership, selfish I know!
Pretty soon they'll be ruined and playing huge gigs to gazillions of sceaming people, singing the words all annoyingly and stuff ~ An I bet the French accent will poof into oblivion!

Cue Kings of Leon ~ The sell out 'good band, gone bad'!
Long distant are the days of small gigs and easy tickets ~ KOL now play arena tours and have swapped their once ragged sound for some radio friendly bullshit!
We decided KOL should change the title and lyrics to Use Somebody ... I think the following is more fitting ...

UseSomeMoney ~ I was thinking of pounds and Selling out!

Don't jump off the same bridge Phoenix